We just had the biggest storm here. The power went out. And I am living by myself. And I’m already a little afraid of storms. But then I was sitting alone in the dark. And there are no candles here. and and and I was scared and my phone started to die. And then it got really freaking hot in here so I turned into a nudist. And then right when I was about to fall into a sweaty sleep, the power comes back on and I’m saved.
Whoa I think my feet are swollen up for some reason. I just put my tennis shoes on, and they were so tight I had to loosen them wayyyy up. Guess I need to reduce my Na+ intake. ehhh, see what I did there? Using my highly basic chemistry knowledge to write out a sodium ion. Did I impress you? No? Okay.
I love each and everyone of you. If you’ve been following me for a long time, thank you for your patience with my shenanigans, you are very tolerant people. If you’re new, welcome to the party and where have you been all my life? Anyways, thanks for reading my ramblings, looking at my shameless GPOY’s, sending me wonderful asks and most of all making me feel like I am heard.
if someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he give you his car keys. if he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. this also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know
I had a dream last night that I got tattoos when I was drunk. But I got 3 at one time. 2 of them were about cats… and the 3rd one was about computer coding I think? wtf I don’t even like any of those things.