March 2012
HEHEHEHE 69 FOLLOWERS AGAIN
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
2 tags
I don't always do laundry, but when I do, I take...
Holy Hell that was probably the biggest load of...
I literally had to drag that mother fucker down the hall. It took 3 washers.
lovemelissa:
matchinghomos replied to your post: matchinghomos replied to your post: matchinghomos…
Trust me, there are plenty of douchers at the library. But also… I’m not drunk enough to talk to any of them so.. here’s the new plan: show up to the library drunk, hit on studying boys.
aww that sucks D: I thought the library would be more wholesome :/
But you are quite the player drunk. (; you...
1 tag
A good time to have a boyfriend:
When your laundry basket is so heavy you can’t even lift it.
theawkwardging:
fredredrika:
Emily is currently gushing about Tyler Seguin via text.
I swear, she’s ready to take her pants off.
How do you know they are even on?
Oh god, have the nude undies made an appearance?
beyoungandbefree:
two weeks in Hawaii -...
fredredrika:
Emily is currently gushing about Tyler Seguin via text.
I swear, she’s ready to take her pants off.
lovemelissa:
matchinghomos replied to your post: matchinghomos replied to your post: matchinghomos…
Uhh huh. What ever you say high schooler.
youre gorgeous you could EASILY get men omg. but think about it…. if you go to the library theres a decreased chance he will turn out to be a douche! :D
Ahh the optimism. If only.
lovemelissa:
matchinghomos replied to your post: matchinghomos replied to your post: matchinghomos…
I’ll let you know when I find one myself.
psh you could easily find one! (: You just got to look in the library rather than the parties (;
February 2012
I’ve been day-dreaming a lot recently.
REALLY?
As you all know, I hate my biology professor. She insisted today that I needed to email her to schedule an appointment to see her during office hours when I already told her I was available during her office hours. So I email her:
Hello Professor,
I was hoping that I could meet with you tomorrow during your office hours to revise my stomata paper.
I’m available during your office hours...
Not gonna lie
Lab was pretty miserable today. Today we took the dry weights from the plants in our experiment that used Marigolds and Zinnias with interspecific and intraspecific competition. That was the easy part. The data was collected and we put it into SPSS. I’ve finally gotten decent at using SPSS so it was okay creating the scatterplots. But tinkering with the formatting took for fucking ever. We...
1 tag
How Darielle handles boys.
Darielle: Life lesson, don’t ask girls to hang out when it’s 2 am. It makes you seem like a horny weirdo.
Darielle: Why am I such a fucking bitch? I love it. Everything I say is fucking funny.
Darielle: You’re making me want to beat the shit out of you again. Good bye.
dirtyheads:
anything over $10 is expensive
lovemelissa:
I have a pounding headache.
My eyes are extremely tired.
ZERO of my homework is done.
What am I going to do?
SLEEP! :D
Yupp. Great idea! YOU GO SENIORITIS. FOUR FOR YOU.
Goodnight. <3
FOUR FOR YOU SENIORITIS! YOU GO SENIORITIS!
^^^GPOY of Katelyn last year.
Melissa, this is why you’re my friend.
I didn't realize this, but I'm actually a triplet...
I really fucking love potatoes. →
wowfunniestposts:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
THIS
POTATO. I should do a cheese appreciation post…
POTATO
funniest blog ever
isntitloveleigh asked: I miss your beautiful bright shining face!!!!!!!!
