Just got paid
I’m going to go fan myself with my money.
June 2011
So I took my kids to a water park today.
I stuck to them like glue all day, and everything was basically fine. There was one incident when the 10 year old boy got tired and started panicing, but I was 2 feet away from him so I got him and it was no big deal. And then my 7 year old girl went down a kiddy slide and this big teenage kid went down without even looking and could have hit her, but he didn’t.
When their dad came home this is what they said
Little boy: “Dad I almost drowned today!”
Little girl: “Me too!!”
WAT
Just To Pass The Time: How my friends and I went coning (Totally not sexual) →
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Coning is when you order an ice cream cone through a drive-through and when they hand you the cone you pick it up from the ice cream part. Like this
My friend decided he was going to go coning and invited us to observe/record it. We had literally nothing better to do with our lives at one in…
I died
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The kids I nanny have a zillion Crazy Bones, but now they're not called Crazy Bones. And when I reffered to them as Crazy Bones, they were confused.
That shit is Crazy Bones! What has the world come to?
Hey new followers!
Thanks for following me. I’ve been gaining and losing followers for a couple of weeks now, but I think that my newest followers are actually people and not ad-sites. So welcome to my Tumblr! Feel free to hang around for a bit!
Went on Chatroulette. Surprisingly penis-less.
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Do you think that there are stuffed animals for every original pokemon?
All you ever see is Pikachu.
We haven’t even been out of school for a week and I already miss my friends.
I felt like a baller for a second because I've gained like 8 followers in the past week. But then I realized that they were mostly ad sites.
I think maybe I should start making normal faces in photos.
wtf is up with fb and all these ads? I can't even run the page anymore, it makes my computer freeze.
I think fb is gonna be done by the end of this year.
First day of work
Not so bad. Pretty easy I must say. Today both of them were at camp so all I really had to do was drive. I got there at 7:30, dropped them off at camp at 8:45, picked them up at 3:45. So I had 7 hours to myself to just chill and eat food in their house. Maybe tomorrow it will be nice so I can go swim in their pool. Easiest $72 ever.
Harry Potter and the Half-Dub Remix Dubstep
Terabyte Frenzy
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
FOREVER REBLOG.
Omg. Eargasms all day long.
Sex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
OMG MEGAN!!! WHAT DID HE SAY!?! i’M CALLING YOU RIGHT NOW
The worst travel experience ever. I was supposed to leave dulles for dallas at 2:30. But that ended up being so delayed that id miss my connection to san fran. So they put me on standby for a direct flight to sfo. Those fuckrs put me on stanby for an overbooked flight as well as the next two san fran flights.. but then there was technical difficulties to the point where people left and i could go on standby. It didnt end up leaving til 8:30 pm. I arrived in san fran our time at 1am. That made me miss my connecting flight to redman oregon by about two minutes. And so ive been waiting in this costomer service line for…about three hours so they could book me a complimentary hotel for the night and get a new boarding pass for my flight to oregon tomorrow. Thirty minutes ago a manager gets on the microphone and announces there are no hotel rooms available in the san fran area. Fucking fantastic. All i gotta say is that this flight better leave on time tomorrow. Supposedly its at nine oclock.
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So the customeer service line took four hours to get through. The desk was being manned by two of the bitchest women alive. When i finally get up there i tell the woman my situation that i needed to get to oregon tomorrow morning and she says theyre all booked up. So i call my couzskin and shes like nno katie you have to get o that p,ane. By this time im ddlerious from exhaustion. And i try to tell thelady my situation but she didnt give a rats ass. And my coussn is lime put her on the phone withme. And so i tell the lady and shes like no i dont go on the phone with people. Sl i ask her to put her on speaker phone and shes like no. So obviously she wanted to deal witb me because i was being a push over and erica was gonna be a bitch. So eica is sscreaming in my ear the lady is telling me no… so i start cryiing and have irregular uncontrollablebreathing. I just cracked. And then the ,ady changed herntunea little and actually tried to help me. I guess uncontrollable sobbing doesnt look to good. So she puts me onstandby on two flights tomorrow at 930 & 1230. So thenn she gets me actual tickets for 1030 pm tomorrow if worse comes to worse. But overall this has been awful because of fucking united. But im going to be a traveling pro.
Ok guys... I'm leaving.
I’m scared.
Not only for the planes… but my friends said that it’s required to be at school for finals day?
I’m only gonna be gone monday and part of tuesday.. but those finals are already done. What ever I’m going to try not to worry about it, I have too much anxiety as it is.
