I’m starting off 2012 the right way. I finally confronted the boy I used to like (with the help of liquid courage). He stopped talking to me because I liked him more than he liked me. Well yea, I knew that. I have attachment issues. So that’s fine with me. After we finish this conversation I’m going to delete him from my life (ie phone number, fb, twitter). Actually, I...
I danced with this guy tonight at Ultrabar. After we left my friends told me they thought he was gay. I’m confused because we made out a little and danced for a long time. ermmmm do gay guys just do that because they don’t want to out themselves as being gay? confused.
Why my life sucks:
Well, when I was set to schedule my classes for this semester, I was toying with the idea of switching my major from bio to CSD. So I signed myself up for all gen-eds, some of which would have gone towards the CSD major. Well, I ended up deciding to stick with bio. Except I can’t get into a single class that actually goes towards the major. I’m really screwed. I was hoping to take bio...
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING GET ANY OF THE CLASSES I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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overthinkersltd: mzalpha: panicoftheundead: phreakattack: newagevintage: tiny-azn: musicalsharpie: Sounds fun? Let’s go. If you don’t want me to post it, then mention it in your message. Ummm.. okay? oh man, I have anon on as well, come one guys, fill ‘er up I’m scared. Come at me bro! Hello, I am ready! Bwing it :3
brb buyin' spanks
mah feet cold
and i’m wearing socks.
Sending anons to the bitches you hate with no...
Watching All That
gryffmeister: matchinghomos: Is it sad that I still find it kind of funny? gryffmeister: IT’S NEVER SAD Hahh-hah-haa *in french accent*
Watching All That
Is it sad that I still find it kind of funny?
Finally, something that can top the dicky.
For those of you who don’t know, ever since I’ve watched National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when I was a wee girl, I find dickies hilarious. This is a dicky: As seen on the “beastly, bulging man” it’s a fake undershirt basically. Now, I just saw an infomercial for the Trendy Top. OBSERVE: That’s right! It’s a dicky for your muffin top!...
getting drunk tomorrow. beware the drunk text, assholes.
Darielle: i want to hang out with a boy
Me: Me too. I need da peen.
Darielle: no i dont i just want to cuddle
Me: Uhh yea.. just kidding about da peen.
Darielle: well okay.
i want a massage and cuddle.
and then i wanna have sex
i knew it was coming
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Fucking Ecstatic That There Is A Yarnbending Tag
runsamongstwolves: Even if it’s small…. It’s still a tag… I never did like the term hooker or crocheter and then I joined ravelry and there were other Avatar fan…and Yarnbender caught on. I use it frequently just not as much on here. That must be remedied. To Fellow Yarnbenders Out There: I’m a yarn bender!
Have you ever thought of how much Shyamalan...
If Nickelodeon had put the production of the Avatar: The Last Airbender movie into capable hands and actually came out with a kick-ass movie or even a tolerable movie… Maybe millions of people who had never even heard of ATLA would be fans, instead of making the series laughable. Maybe this enlarged fan base would have caused a speedier release of Korra, or for more episodes to be...
Sky bison are supposedly "hybridizations" between...
no me gusta.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I just died
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
that awkward moment when you realize that two guys you hooked up with are good friends…
HAHAAHA so true.
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Anons are cute.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
I don’t know why I’m so fucking hung up on you. I feel like I should just go back to jmu and hook up with someone else and that would help me forget. But I’ve tried that and it doesn’t work. why’d you have to fucking say hi to me.