- Got into a fight with a bear.
- Got into a fight with a tiger.
- Got into a fight with a ninja.
- Got into a fight with Jack M. Crazyfish
- Ran into a pole.
- Hit my face on the bus.
- Bonked heads with someone.
- Bit my lip.
- Woke up like that.
- Allergic reaction.
Dress up like a cow or star fish and go around all night interrupting everyone’s conversations.
- Do your business
- Pull up your pants
- Open the door
- Get half way out the door
- Run away so you don’t get sucked down into Narnia or some shit.
Why do you do what you do to me?!
You know the one, the African American girl with her strange voice. I hate her voice! I don’t know what it is about it, but I hate it.
I’ve felt like I’ve been drowning in my class work because of me being a bio major. The chemistry is ridiculous, and it’s only an up-hill battle from here. I might be put on academic probation because of this chemistry class.
I’ve been thinking about being an Audiologist when I’m older. I still need to do more research about it, but I think I would really enjoy it.
Today I talked to my freshmen advisor, and I looked at the requirements for the Communication Sciences and Disorders major, IT DOESN’T REQUIRE ANY CHEM OR MATH!
If this is actually the case, I’m sold. JMU has a masters program that I could do and it’s the exact same program my mother graduated from as a speech pathologist. This could be a great thing for me. I cannot go through another semester like this.
I was a student at Hogwarts. Me and my friends would take “Blacks” (those cigar things) and light them, and then use the ash they produced to draw circles on the floors. Then we would say an incantation and the circles would turn into portals that led into Austin’s room at VCU. Then we would play pranks on him. It was really funny because he couldn’t figure out how we did it.
Hey everyone! Go message this person!