SAT results come in tomorrow. and i think i just found a tick on my shirt. how amusing. though they never seem to actually bite me. i wonder what a tick is doing on my shirt during fall? arn't they supposed to be dead or something? Well, I was wondering if the title had a limit, and as it turns out it doesn't. so i could keep writing my entire post up here if i wanted to.
When I came home I went on an eating spree. I couldn’t stop. Probably had to do with all the anxiety I feel from being left home alone everyday until 7:30. Anyways it ended with me eating a cold pork-chop and promptly falling asleep on the couch. My meat-induced dreams caused me to toss and turn. I dreamt about all the things I regret that I did today. And several things that I regret about how I live my life.
So I’m sorry Mr.Killinger for saying that I’d give you so much crap if I was late to my next class because you wouldn’t write me a pass. That was pretty rude of me.
Sorry Ms.Devlin for snapping at you, even though you were pretty useless.
And during my meat coma I thought about how I don’t take risks anymore. I’m just focused on one thing. I never try to make new friends or even pay attention to boys. I’m just this college drivin’ maniac tromping through the hallways at ridiculous speeds.
Actually I’m just going to stop because I’m literally taking all of this from one girl’s facebook. So here are some of my favorite quotes.
"…alittle hurt…. no im EXTREAMLEY hurt”
"I just saw a bird go suicide”
”I DO NOT FEEL WELL AND FEEL LIKE SHIT…”
"…does your heart ache as if someone is putting needles through your pain and agany…” [<Yes]
Oh yes, not everyone has perfect English. It’s okay, I don’t expect you to. But if you’re worried about making a good impression on a horrible, judgemental person like me, then you could stand to Google a few words every now and then. Nobody is perfect, but spellcheck helps.
"Why do some guys have to be such an asshole?”
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR INSULT IN A SINGULAR FORM?
My dad just offered me oysters on the half shell. I would’ve said yes, but I just had a Sprite and i didn’t think sugar and raw oysters went well together. Sugar and smoked oysters go well together though.
people i’m gone for a day and a half, and ya’ll explode with posts. It took me an hour to look over all the posts.
How was your weekend?
I went down to the C. Bay this weekend. I had a great time. I’m trying to learn some useful skills during my visits down there. This weekend we harvested oysters and went fishing. Shucking oysters is rediculously hard. It took me about 15 minutes to shuck 3 oysters. We went night fishing for the first time. We were trying to catch Rockfish but I ended up catching a White Perch and a Oyster Toad (it’s a fish with teeth, extremely nasty). I didn’t catch anything this morning, but my uncle ended up landing two 21 inch Rockfish. I’m learning how to clean fish, and today I actually scaled and filleted an entire Rockfish by myself. Naturally I feel like a bamf. I wonder how many other girls at our school can say they know how to clean fish? Such a win.
There are a couple words I am trying to remove from my vocabulary, or at least remove the negative connotation associated with these words. I thought i’d post this so maybe I could encourage you to join me as well.
1. refering to something negative as “gay”
2. using the R word. I’m not even going to write this out since it doesn’t even have a place in a medical diagnosis anymore. Individuals may have intellectual disabilities but they are not “mentally R*******”.
I personally feel that these words should not be used as an insult, since they should not be associated with any negative connotation. Being gay is not an isult, and it should not be used as such.
Recently i have been particularly sensitive to people using the R word. It really sticks out to me when people use that word in every day speech. When i hear it, it gives me a stinging sensation and i feel genuinely offended. It’s a sign of ignorance and it doesn’t enhance anyones speech.
I know we all grew up in a time where it’s common practice to say these words. and every once in awhile i’ll slip up and say it. But it’s not okay; so please try to be conscientious with your words. Be considerate.
it’s a sad thing. It’s okay to be sad about it. In fact it’s respectful.
What i don’t appreciate is when people try to pretend they’re sad that someone they barely had any contact with at all died. You’re not sad they died. You may be sad for the people who were close to them, or in the fact that people die in general. But you didn’t know them, so don’t disrespect them or their family by writing how amazing that one time you saw them in chipotle was; it wasn’t, it was an average moment. Don’t pull something out of your ass; if you really feel the need to say something just write something about your prayers being with their family. I know if i died i wouldn’t want all these random people posting fb status’s about random things that held no significance what so ever. i hope i’m not tempting fate by writing this.