Matchinghomos: Archive

What do you say when you're too fucked up?

I say, more jungle juice.

Nov 1st

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today

I finally stopped following the animal blog. it takes up my entire dashboard so i have to scroll through for an hour to find what i’m looking for.

Oct 31st

@JMU this weekend

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa, Yes.

Oct 30th

Oct 28th

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SAT results come in tomorrow. and i think i just...

but i don’t.

Oct 28th

today

When I came home I went on an eating spree. I couldn’t stop. Probably had to do with all the anxiety I feel from being left home alone everyday until 7:30. Anyways it ended with me eating a cold pork-chop and promptly falling asleep on the couch. My meat-induced dreams caused me to toss and turn. I dreamt about all the things I regret that I did today. And several things that I regret about...

Oct 26th

Oct 25th

Oct 21st

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I've Come to the Conclusion That...

I am a Grammar Nazi. But not even a well educated G. Nazi. I’m not quite sure of grammar rules myself, but when I do see it I become agitated. Here are the most common things I see that irk me: alot im Improper subject verb agreement. (or disagreement) Actually I’m just going to stop because I’m literally taking all of this from one girl’s facebook. So here are some of...

Oct 21st

Hi.

I can get on Tumblr in school again. So I did. Oh how I love computer graphics class<3

Oct 20th

BA-ZING!

Oct 18th

My dad just offered me oysters on the half shell. I would’ve said yes, but I just had a Sprite and i didn’t think sugar and raw oysters went well together. Sugar and smoked oysters go well together though.

Oct 17th

jeeze

people i’m gone for a day and a half, and ya’ll explode with posts. It took me an hour to look over all the posts. How was your weekend? I went down to the C. Bay this weekend. I had a great time. I’m trying to learn some useful skills during my visits down there. This weekend we harvested oysters and went fishing. Shucking oysters is rediculously hard. It took me about 15...

Oct 17th

Oct 14th

Reblog if you're a cat.

Oct 13th

SO LONG SUCKERS!

Today is senior skip day biddies! Enjoy your school day!

Oct 12th

why i want to lose weight

pphooeyy: dietcokencigarettes: because i want to look cute with a belly ring. because i want to look good in that little black dress. because i want a cute butt. because i want to sit down and have my stomach still be flat. because i don’t want to have a muffin top. because i want to be a successful before and after picture. because i want someone to think i’m pretty. ...

Oct 12th

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lolz@me

i just realized i make the same pose everytime when taking pictures with my phone.

Oct 12th

Oct 11th

words i don't like saying

There are a couple words I am trying to remove from my vocabulary, or at least remove the negative connotation associated with these words. I thought i’d post this so maybe I could encourage you to join me as well. 1. refering to something negative as “gay” 2. using the R word. I’m not even going to write this out since it doesn’t even have a place in a medical...

Oct 11th

death

it’s a sad thing. It’s okay to be sad about it. In fact it’s respectful. What i don’t appreciate is when people try to pretend they’re sad that someone they barely had any contact with at all died. You’re not sad they died. You may be sad for the people who were close to them, or in the fact that people die in general. But you didn’t know them, so...

Oct 7th

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