FUCK. I forgot I have to go get my sister around midnight or one. as;dfkldsadjsf
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
I am so fucking lonely and isolated. I fucking hate this summer
I agreed to sober drive my sister past midnight tonight :| Whyyyyyyyyyyy
I want a cat, I want a cat, I want a cat, hey, hey, hey, hey.
my mom got 2 free tickets to kenny chesney. and. did. not. go.
[[MORE]]I’m just gonna say it because it’s true. my rack looks awesome today.
i want to see Iron Man 3. Friends come to meeeee
Trying to get to my seats at Nats stadium on Memorial day weekend in a cast is going to be a huge ordeal.
sluttyoliveoil: single and ready to touch a boys dingle
Wearing one of my new bras~~~~ they are so pretty
I’m getting a handicap parking pass tomorrow. holllllaaaaaaaa
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind,...– Will Smith (via beefysquirrelz)
Whoa Nashville is a good show. I’m gonna have to watch the whole season.
Swag is taking me to the mall and is going to push me around in a wheel chair and I’m so excited!
Holy fucking shit it’s about to fucking storm out here my fucking car is gonna blow away
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
Lilo and Stitch is on my favoriteeeeee
sneeply: thegreat-repetition: If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut. this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
FUCK I LEFT MY PHONE UPSTAIRS
NONONONONONONONONONONONO *edit* jk it was in my pocket
I wanna give you guys a heads up of something very cool at D-Hall. There’s a guy who works the sandwich station who is a trivia wiz. If you go up to him he’ll ask you if you want a sandwich or if you’re there for trivia. Of course do the trivia. He’ll have like 8 categories and then like 2 or 3 subcategories within that and degrees of difficulty. It’s pretty amazing...
I guess you took that one personally. It wasn’t personal. It was just easier for me to deal with. I’m sorry.
This guy got his eyes tattooed on his eyelids.
did-you-kno: This man’s eyes are closed in this picture. His eyelids are tattooed with images of eyes. Source This man is a champ